I... How... What?

This kid managed to play Guitar Hero with his Elbow and solve two Rubik's cubes at once.

The Geekologie writer thinks this kid will never get any, but if I met someone with that talent that was above the legal age of consent I'd hit that like Rihanna a red-headed step child Rihanna.

LAZORZ AND SAWWWSOME

I'm honestly not sure what this is but I know I love it.

THERE'S LAZORZ.



LAZORS.

Even if this next clip is fake, it's GODDAMN awesome. It makes me want to do cool things.
...I mowed the lawn today. Is that cool?
...no?

WELL THIS IS.





Thanks to Geekologie, whom I follow semi-religiously.