EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS CLIP

holycrap

I never realized Mary Poppins was so terrifying.

I... How... What?

This kid managed to play Guitar Hero with his Elbow and solve two Rubik's cubes at once.

The Geekologie writer thinks this kid will never get any, but if I met someone with that talent that was above the legal age of consent I'd hit that like Rihanna a red-headed step child Rihanna.